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Thursday, July 11, 2019

What are common things everyone does but no one admits to doing?


99% of people:
  1. Watch porn.
  2. Masturbate.
  3. Pick their nose. Some people eat their snot, too.
  4. Start diets and end up eating chips at midnight.
  5. Check out their body in the mirror.
  6. Pee in the shower.
  7. Embellish stories to make themselves sound cool.
  8. Fart and blame it on someone else.
  9. Stare at pictures of their crush.
  10. Practice conversations they will probably never have, in front of a mirror.
  11. Record their voice in order to hear what it sounds like to the rest of the world.
  12. Snoop around in other people’s bathrooms.
  13. Enjoy the pooping process.
  14. Concentrate so hard on having the right amount of eye contact with the person they are talking to, that they end up not hearing half of what he/she was saying.    Click here to donate as The Spirit leads you to support the vision of this mission and the orphange for God loves a cheerful giver - Ah Lord God! behold, thou hast made the heaven and the earth by thy great power and stretched out arm, and there is nothing too hard for thee: -Jeremiah 32:17
  15. Turn their phones on to check the time, but forget to check the time.
I don't normally do this, but I would really appreciate it if you read more of my answers. I mean… this answer is INCREDIBLY popular (and thank you all so much for it) but the rest of my answers barely get any recognition, even though I believe they are of the same quality. Thank you so much for reading!!

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