99% of people:
- Watch porn.
- Masturbate.
- Pick their nose. Some people eat their snot, too.
- Start diets and end up eating chips at midnight.
- Check out their body in the mirror.
- Pee in the shower.
- Embellish stories to make themselves sound cool.
- Fart and blame it on someone else.
- Stare at pictures of their crush.
- Practice conversations they will probably never have, in front of a mirror.
- Record their voice in order to hear what it sounds like to the rest of the world.
- Snoop around in other people’s bathrooms.
- Enjoy the pooping process.
- Concentrate so hard on having the right amount of eye contact with the person they are talking to, that they end up not hearing half of what he/she was saying. Click here to donate as The Spirit leads you to support the vision of this mission and the orphange for God loves a cheerful giver - Ah Lord God! behold, thou hast made the heaven and the earth by thy great power and stretched out arm, and there is nothing too hard for thee: -Jeremiah 32:17
- Turn their phones on to check the time, but forget to check the time.
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